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Favourite Movies: Shaun of The Dead (2004)

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Mary this looks like you.

My nipples are way bigger than hers, and my tits aren’t quite that big. But yeah, it does kind of look like me, haha. 

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If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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“ To all the girls whose thighs touch, with stretchmarks laid like gold across their backside, with bellies too full for any inadequate hands, thank goddess for your abundance. ”

—    Kim Crosby (via mapof-theproblematique)

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“ Let them miss you. Sometimes when you’re always available, they take you for granted because they think you’ll always stay. ”

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if you’ve never had a good blow job I am so sorry 

I can’t even imagine what a bad blow job would feel like lmao

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Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.

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I cry when I’m frustrated. It’s just a thing that happens. Telling me not to cry is literally the least effective way to help me manage my frustration. Just don’t do this.

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Post-Apocalyptica 20: Wastelanders IX

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