The Road Goes Ever On and On

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flemingmuseumofart:

Teacup with mustache guard. Glazed porcelain, gold. c. 1885. German. Gift of Dr. Clifford Leonard.

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trill-o-g-g:

cosbyykidd:

unamusedsloth:

We would all just probably end up playing with this clever dog all day anyways. [Video]

That dog knew what it was doing

Clever little bastard

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— 3 minutes ago with 23296 notes

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

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— 4 minutes ago with 190069 notes

hellyeah-friends:

nothing like a failed shopping trip to make you even more insecure

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— 8 minutes ago with 85 notes

promisemadeoftin replied to your post:I swear, I am the most patient person… but I have…

Fuck thanksgiving. Every year. Ever. But fuck yeah we can’t wait to see yooooooou!!!!!!
Yeeeeeessssssssssss! Gonna fuck shit up in Phoenix and Tucson! 
— 5 hours ago

I swear, I am the most patient person… but I have ZERO patience when it comes to my in-laws. They text me the stupidest things. It makes me want to scream at them. Most of the time, I completely ignore them. 

Please, can it be January already so I can see Shelby and meet Chris and have fun times? I just want to skip Thanksgiving and Christmas. Not in the mood for the holidays this year. 

— 7 hours ago with 2 notes
"Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart."
This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read (via fuckinq)

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— 8 hours ago with 793770 notes

Seriously. How do people do this dating shit? I’m not even single, and I get these ridiculous messages. What makes you guys think this is okay?? 

— 8 hours ago with 4 notes
#okcupid  #okc  #creepy dudes  #straight white boys 
promisemadeoftin:

My first tries at making bezels have been complete failures. Uggggh.

Keep trying! You are rad, and super talented with this metal shit. You will get there, and they will be amazing. 

promisemadeoftin:

My first tries at making bezels have been complete failures. Uggggh.

Keep trying! You are rad, and super talented with this metal shit. You will get there, and they will be amazing. 

— 8 hours ago with 3 notes

mcisaacs:

recent studies reveal that 100% of abortions are performed on women who do not wish to be pregnant and 0% of abortions are performed on conservative republican men

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— 8 hours ago with 418546 notes

grcssest:

this is honestly still the funniest thing i have ever seen

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— 8 hours ago with 49290 notes